Op zoek naar werk? Laat je inspireren door hilarische Twitter-poëzie

Op zoek naar werk? Laat je inspireren door hilarische Twitter-poëzie

#PoemAJobInterview passionate calm and above all serene this is what is needed to serve some ice cream

— Leigh (@comedyaddict) December 28, 2016

 

#PoemAJobInterview Roses are red Violets are blue You need experience Which we won't give you

— Steve Smith (@steve_12_smith) December 28, 2016

 

I work well on my own,

I work well in a team,

I work even better,

By the coffee machine. #PoemAJobInterview

— MsSamanthaTinselTits (@MsTransSam) December 28, 2016

 

I'll seem like I'm passionate

And pretend that you're funny,

But really we both know

I'm only here for the money #PoemAJobInterview

— Gremlin (@SamwhereNow) December 28, 2016

 

#PoemAJobInterview

My biggest weakness

Would be my distaste

For waking up early

And working too late

— Fudge Tosser (@_fudgetosser_) December 28, 2016

 

I work really hard

I'm flexible too

I'm going to steal

A stapler or two #PoemAJobInterview

— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) December 28, 2016

 

#PoemAJobInterview

I showed up on time

My resume is a dime

My work ethic is off the walls

Let me mop your halls

— Gabriel Figueroa (@figasaurus12) December 28, 2016

 

What's your favorite color?

What animal would you be?

Mate stop screwing around and just hire me!

#PoemAJobInterview

— Tricki D (Rob) (@Tricki_D) December 28, 2016