[God creating spiders]
"Make it have 8 legs"
Seems excessive but ok
"And 8 eyes"
You need to calm down a li-
"Give it a butt rope"
? (@matt___nelson) 18 juni 2016
God creating kittens
G-make them really fluffy & adorable like little furry hugs
Angel-that's so swee..
G-& put razor blades on their feet
AKA Dave (@Dahmerscookpot) 17 mei 2016
[God creating mosquitoes]
"I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces."
Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) 3 januari 2016
[god creating bees]
Put a needle on its butt.
Come on God, wha
Make its puke delicious.
WTF.
milty (@themiltron) 8 april 2015
[god making pandas]
GOD: cow bears
ANGEL: what
GOD: did i fucken stutter
ANGEL:
GOD: take it a cow and make it a bear
jackson (@tricycle_champ) 15 mei 2015
[God creating a turkey]
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock...
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol
GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) 1 juni 2015
[god creating snakes]
how about a sock that's angry all the time
milty (@themiltron) 21 november 2015
[god creating jellyfish]
how bout an evil bag
milty (@themiltron) 26 december 2015
*God creating Hyenas*
So, it's a cat dog with jaws of steel
Angel: Sweet
G: But it laughs like Fran Drescher
A: TF is wrong with you
J (@Dis0beyJay) 3 juli 2016
[god creating the owl] How about an old-man bird?
Olly (@Chumpstring) 30 maart 2016
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