Hilarisch: hoe God volgens Twitter de dieren schiep

Hilarisch: hoe God volgens Twitter de dieren schiep

[God creating spiders]

"Make it have 8 legs"

Seems excessive but ok

"And 8 eyes"

You need to calm down a li-

"Give it a butt rope"

— ? (@matt___nelson) 18 juni 2016

God creating kittens

G-make them really fluffy & adorable like little furry hugs

Angel-that's so swee..

G-& put razor blades on their feet

— AKA Dave (@Dahmerscookpot) 17 mei 2016

[God creating mosquitoes]

"I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces."

— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) 3 januari 2016

[god creating bees]

Put a needle on its butt.

“Come on God, wha—“

Make its puke delicious.

“WTF.”

— milty (@themiltron) 8 april 2015

[god making pandas]

GOD: cow bears

ANGEL: what

GOD: did i fucken stutter

ANGEL:

GOD: take it a cow and make it a bear

— jackson (@tricycle_champ) 15 mei 2015

[God creating a turkey]

God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock...

Animal technician: Anything else?

God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol

— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) 1 juni 2015

[god creating snakes]

how about a sock that's angry all the time

— milty (@themiltron) 21 november 2015

[god creating jellyfish]

how bout an evil bag

— milty (@themiltron) 26 december 2015

*God creating Hyenas*

So, it's a cat dog with jaws of steel

Angel: Sweet

G: But it laughs like Fran Drescher

A: TF is wrong with you

— J (@Dis0beyJay) 3 juli 2016

[god creating the owl] How about an old-man bird?

— Olly (@Chumpstring) 30 maart 2016

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